At the PAVILION
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| A BRAND NEW |
| 'NAUGHTY NAUTICAL' COMEDY |
| BY RUSSEL LANE |
| Cast Julie Austin, Nicola Park, Ian McColl, Laurie McNicol, Janet Michael, Ron Patterson, Dougie Sannachan |
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| `Jack the Lad` BILLY BIGGAR
was on the run from his pregnant girlfriend and her irate father but unfortunately his
problems only get Bigger and Bigger when he boarded Glasgow's LOVE BOAT the
famous P S. NAUGHTY LUST. On board this cruise 'Doon the Watter' he encountered many more problems as he tried to avoid the amorous advances of some of the frisky female passengers, from FANNY BROWN, who carries her 'Wullie' in an urn, to a NAUGHTY NYMPHO NUN and the BIG BUSTY BAGPIPING BEAUTY ISA LOVITT. Added to this were the chaotic exploits of the Motley Crew, who were led at the helm by their clumsy captain, HORATIO PURVES, who was afraid of bad weather, sailing, and even water... the last person you would want to be left in control of a Clyde Steamer. In charge of the on-board catering was ALISTAIR STAINES, the original Camp Cook, who 'worked his passage' through the ranks of the Royal Navy and who swooned at the mere mention of CHEESE FLAVOURED PUFFS or SAVOURY MEAT BALLS. The smooth running of the ship was left in the not so safe hands of TAM BATES, the very dirty, very drunk ship's engineer, who had more grease on his hanky than you'll find on one of Alistair's fry-ups! The mixing of this motley crew and passengers put us on a collision course of Maritime Mayhem as they drifted helplessly DOON THE WATTER. |
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