Julian Clary – Lord of the Mince

“I, Julian Clary, have done for mincing what Michael Flatley did for Irish dancing.

I am not only gay, I’m a renowned homosexual. In this show I’ll probably go on and on about it. I have, after all, breezed through life armed only with a withering look and a sharp retort, and there’s not a lot else I know about.

In these difficult times I feel I should go and comfort my people in the provinces. My friend Damien tells me the men are very hard up in Sheffield. I only hope I’m not too late.

Now, I’m going to bring a pianist with me, so there’s a distinct possibility that I might sing. I just felt you should know. Perhaps you’d be better off staying in to watch my new reality TV show ‘Erection! Erection! Erection!’ On the other hand…”

Dress code is smart but casual, although the usual rules about corduroy trousers still apply.
www.julianclary.net

‘In a class of his own’
MAIL ON SUNDAY
‘camps it up like a gang of brownies on a sausage sizzle’
SUNDAY MAIL
‘he knows what we want: excess coming by the bucket load’
SCOTSMAN